December 2009
139 posts
fuckmedeanwinchester:
Sublime // The Wrong Way…...
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
treesfromwhichtohangfrom:
somethingintellectual:
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on...
My family does not appreciate me.
I cook, clean, sing carols and do not mind ugly holiday sweaters. Anyone want to take me in for the holiday season?
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. Thw world owes you nothing,...”
– Mark Twain. (via justbesplendid) (via quote-book)
“Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
– Robert A. Heinlein (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
fuckyeahahsatan:
Fiona Apple - Get Him Back
I...
Overanylization of (pieces of) Taylor Swift's You...
helveticunt:
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find That what you’re lookin for has been here the whole time
Obviously “short skirts” is a metaphor for the antagonist’s promiscuity, as her “short skirts” represent her frequent forays into sex with people other than the protagonist’s love...
