*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*
welcome to harvard: linguistics 101
Is this reality?
yo the word fucking is actually really interesting because it’s one of american english’s only infixes
YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WENT ON A 5-MINUTE RANT ABOUT “FUCK” AND HOW IT’S THE ONLY WORD YOU CAN INSERT INTO OTHER WORDS
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE WORD “FUCK” OKAY
proving that fucking only gets better when you play around with types of insertion
Love that this is described now.
"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"
"Kings" + Final Words
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
red wedding: NOOOO
purple wedding: YOOOOO
By Request: S4xE17
croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate
Unless you have a muffin top.
here’s a to-do list for u
- fix yr garbage ass blog
- fix yr garbage ass attitude
ON THE ROMANTICIZATION OF MENTAL ILLNESS
After Kelsey Weaver
1. The noose is woven with strawberry blonde hair,
sunflowers caught loosely between braids.
2. The gun shoots confetti, stars, and your first
high school party- where you learn the right way
to play truth or dare is to always pick dare.
3. The scale, that perfect symmetrical square,
is painted with lavender nail polish. Its edges
are lined with french vanilla-scented candles.
4. The pills, when cracked open, are stuffed
with sparkles and glitter, floating delicately
in the milk of a fine china cereal bowl.
5. The razor is double-sided; one side
is dull, and the other is a makeup brush.
6. The gas chamber is clouding
with your mothers favorite perfume,
the black liquid she spritzed on her
wrists before family dinners.
7. The vomit is chunks of pastel
and weak, watered down sunlight.
8. The depression is not depression,
but a meditation, a backwards “Namaste.”
9. The smiles are melting wax.
Your teeth: dripping pearls.
10. Perhaps, the trouble came when we
began searching for the circle of life
in what has always been a noose.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
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